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Crazy man comes to stay
April 17th, 2008 by bazza
i made this story for the 1001 flat tales program
It was a bright sunny day when Mum and Dad came home with this guy they just picket up of the road. He looks like this man I saw on the news today that just killed tree men on the sidewalk. “Is he staying the night?’ I asked. “Yep in your room.” Just the thought of some guy Mum and Dad picket up of the road sleeping in my room gave me the shivers.
I was watching TV that night when a herd a scream that sounded like Mum so I ran up stairs and I looked around for her. Crazy man said that she went out for some milk. So I walk back down the stairs thinking Mum wouldn’t scream for milk would she? I turn on the TV again and I here another scream that sounds like Dad. Once again I run up the stairs and look around for dad and the crazy man says he went after Mum. I started to think that this guy killed my parents! I quickly make up a plan to hit him over the head with one of Dad’s golf clubs when he falls asleep and then call the cops.
It was 11 o’clock and he just fell asleep so I marched up to my room and he was sleeping like a baby so I gave him a good wack over the head with the golf club. He was out like a light. Suddenly I hear that front door open thinking that it’s one of his gang members come to save him but it’s Mum’s voice wanting crazy man to come down stairs. “ He’s asleep “ I yell. “Wake him up then “ mum screams back. “ He was tired and said not to wake him up” Ok then don’t wake him up.”
The next morning I’m eating my coco pops when crazy man comes down stairs with a huge egg on his head. “Does anyone know anything about my head?” No sorry” I say. “Mum I think I’ll go to school early today.”
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